MTV needs to make a “super sweet 16” follow up series called “totally terrible twenties”. It would feature all your favourites, like the girl who cried over getting the wrong coloured Lexus, in a “where are they now” style of documentary. Spoiler: all the girls have either been cut off by their fathers and forced to sell their 2006 Bentleys or are living the highlife, funded by the guilt her father feels every time he looks at her and realizes his princess is dead inside.
i feel like gay blue mullet anime boys will be the new tragic white haired anime boys
- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
Sanageyama: Wha…it’s…it’s just what you’re supposed to do. Isn’t it normal to put them on?
Mako: He’s a delinquent but he’s actually proper about these things
Inumuta: Condoms? I use them. Children would be an annoyance.
Mikisugi: I’m a nudist, so of course not~
Gamagori: …they don’t make them my size.
G: Why are you looking at me like that