me when there is school the next day:
(Source: jinchandeul, via cherry-mayu)
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
(Source: 1ddoingthings, via chair-hurling)
The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.
unphotogenic? these are my favorite pictures of any bird ever
This look like a Hayao Miyazaki creature.
OMG I’m still laughing HELP.
This bird was made for the internet.
I strongly feel this bird should be the mascot of tumblr.
We need to caption the first one as MAH FEELZ OMG.
The resulting chat:
SomeAG: The semi-closed eye one needs to be captioned “NOT EVEN HERE FOR THIS”
Bloo: LOL Yes.
Bloo: And one of the goggle eyes ones “I CAN’T”
Bloo: Or “CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FACE”
SomeAG: The big open mouth one in the middle is “I SHIP IT”
Bloo: the half-closed eye one could also be a ME GUSTA
SomeAG: Oooh, yes
Bloo: Or AWWWW YISSSS
SomeAG: The one at the bottom could also be LET ME LOVE YOU
SomeAG: That bird is like a perfectly wrapped gift
Bloo: I love this bird. I am this bird, this bird is me.
SomeAG: I am dying.
(Source: iwasteyourprecioustime, via ribbonsandstars)
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot